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April 10th, 2007 (09:38 pm)

- Go to www.IMDB.com and look up 10 of your favorite movies.
- Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks. [You can click "more"]
- Have your friends guess the movie titles.

1. fat suit, old friends, pop star (2005)
2. handcuffs, execution, dynamite (2005)
3. synergy, advertising, boss (2004)
4. perfect crime, mormon, explosion (2001)
5. demonic grin, end of the world, good versus evil (2001)
6. mathematician, schizophrenia, rock band (2005)
7. drug rehab, riot, funeral (2005)
8. noose, music box, bittersweet (2004)
9. jail, publicity, diary (2002)
10. hippie, table tennis, shrimp (1994)

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June 2nd, 2006 (11:19 pm)


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May 24th, 2006 (09:26 pm)

this week flipping blows.

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April 23rd, 2006 (10:49 pm)

tehe. when i climb into bed, my doggie's fat jiggles. i love her so much!!

and i still have to do those darned ap euro questions.

oh well. procrastination at its best, i guess.

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January 10th, 2006 (04:02 pm)


A married couple were asleep when the phone
rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the
phone, listened a moment and said "How should I
know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said,
"I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the
coast is clear."


Two blondes are walking down the street. One
notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The
second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the
first blonde hands her the compact. The second
one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to
his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and
puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask
me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK,
what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"


Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA
freshman, sat in her US government class. The
professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then
finally said, "That was the decision George
Washington had to make before he crossed the

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the
first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I
come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."

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December 13th, 2005 (03:34 pm)

so i really cannot move. jess hurt us bad. but yolanda is sick. yay. that woman is evil, i swear.

so my post last night. i have another one coming up.

now. by these posts. i really don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. i don't want to. i'm not that kind of person. but i'm the person that always gets stepped over. the one that never actually comes close to saying what i want to say. the one that is constantly trying to be nice, just because i really don't want to lose anyone else. just because i may have said something negative on here(and i'm supposed to general, but i'm pretty much too idiotic for that), doesn't mean that i hate your guts. unless i say it. and i will say that the people i have said that i hate them to, do not happen to be any of the people that have access to this. i don't hate you guys. or else i wouldn't make my feelings public to you all.

that said. i may not be very discrete with these things. but these are just things that i've been thinking about a lot lately. i've been in a bad phunk for a while now, and yet try to come out peppy during the day. for the past couple of days, i've come home and cried. sometimes i;ve started almost crying during dance and then stopped myself to prevent looking like an idiot and having to explain. i don't know why. a lot of stress. a lot stuff happening. but it'll all get better when summer comes. and i can just get away.

but i do love you all!!

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December 13th, 2005 (03:05 pm)


this happens to be what i'd like to anonomously(sp?) send to a certain idiot.

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a little something to think about.

December 12th, 2005 (09:44 pm)

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December 10th, 2005 (11:41 pm)

ok. so i had a pretty uneventful day today. saw some hotties playing soccer at my sister's game at soccerdome. chilled around the house. joey was going to come over but didn't end up coming over. then we went to damon's and went shopping.

i got:
three sweaters. cute ones. i like them
some stuff for some people for christmas
and these really neat-o game pens, like alexa's bop-it. except mine are better.

all in all, i feel i did well. i think i may have gotten other stuff and dont remember but oh well. and i've decided what i'm looking for for k1o and alexa llama. i'm proud

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December 10th, 2005 (03:51 pm)

current mood: bored
current song: Pimpin' All Over the World

so. I made a quiz about myself. joey got a 50. lol. it's hard. i only expect, maybe, k10 to do better than him, only because i've known her longer and she has women's intuition. If you can do better than joey, then i shall have extreme respect for you. next time i see you, i will bow down to you. because, truly, i don't think anyone can except k10(sorry k10, but you're exempt from the whole bowing thing...)

A Little About Kali

try it. i dare you.

ps - joey's probably coming over in a bit. and we're going to have fun without you. unless you decide to come by. which would be cool as well.