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March 2nd, 2008 (01:11 pm)

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. Person A: You know Person B, I just broke up with someone and considering you just showed up and you're insanely good-looking and probably won't remember me anyway... I'm thinking we should have sex... If you want.
Person B: Is that a trick question?

2. Person A: What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Person B: Shut up Person A.
Person A: See you in 28 days.

3. Person A: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
Person B: I'd prefer you didn't.

4. Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.

5. Oooh,I'm a star, and the audience loves me... and I love them. And they love me for loving them and I love them for loving me. And we love each other. And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhood. And that's showbiz... kid.

6. They're all in the math deparment, they're really good. They have this song called 'i', you'd like it. Like lower-cased i. They just stand there and don't play anything for three minutes.

7. Person A: How's your wife?
Person B: Pregnant again.
Person A: Well, that happens.

8. You see? You see! If I let you leave the house right now, you'd be in prison, fighting whores for cigarettes. That (person) always was a bad influence! Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again.

9. There will always be women in rubber flirting with me...

10. Person A: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?
Person B: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Person A: As long as you don't have flat feet.

11. Person A: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, uh, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but...
Person B: 312.
Person A: What? How?
Person B: Some were two at a time.

12. Person A: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?
Person B: I'm a Mexi-CAN
Person A: Good. Then do as I say.

13. Hey Grandma, not okay to answer the door when you're not wearing clothes.

14. In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

15. Person A: You can't put girl jewellery on a boy dog. He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua.
Person B: That's his bling!

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Posted by: Schweff (cheezisyum21)
Posted at: March 2nd, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC)

9. rent

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